Twelve friends. Eleven seasons of glory, heartbreak, and team names none of us are proud of. This is the official, notarized, deeply unnecessary record book.
Every title game, every final score, every trophy since the league's first season. 2015 & 2016 predate box-score tracking, so for those two you'll just have to take the champion's word for it.
Regular-season record just sets the seeding — every year, the managers who miss the playoffs play out a consolation bracket outside of Yahoo, and whoever loses it is crowned Krappo, the league's true last place. This is the full ledger of shame. Wear it, don't hide it.
Every manager's career record across nine seasons of full box scores (2017–2025), plus placement from the league's first two years (2015–2016, 8 teams, no surviving box scores). Ranked by titles first by default, because that's the only stat anyone actually brings up unprompted — click any column to sort by what matters to you.
| # | Manager | Titles | Record | Win% | Avg Finish | Points For | Points Against |
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Nine years of scores, streaks, and league-wide scoring inflation, charted for anyone who needs the receipts.
The single-season and single-game extremes — the best, the worst, the most humiliating — that define nine years of Collusion.
The single-week extremes — best, worst, luckiest, unluckiest — across 782 matchups, 2017–2025.
Full round-by-round draft boards, who leans RB vs WR on draft day, and the steals & busts everyone still brings up at 1am.
Nine drafts, nine cities (one of them Cancun, twice — once wasn't enough), and a running tradition of ridiculous draft-weekend competitions.
Nobody's lived in the same city as their draft buddies in years — here's proof we're still a league and not just a group chat that trauma-bonded once.
Every friend, every regrettable team-name era, every ring (or conspicuous lack thereof).
Patrick has named his team "Yoni Loves Abby" since the league began — a running joke at Yoni's expense. Yoni had other plans.
Back-to-back-to-back, Patrick's Yoni Loves Abby ran into Yoni himself in the championship bracket — and the real Yoni won both finals they shared, 2018 and 2019, before Patrick finally broke through for his own title in 2020 (fittingly, over Neal, not Yoni).
Every regular-season and playoff matchup ever played between every pair of managers, 2017–2025 — scraped straight from Yahoo's weekly scoreboards. Read a row as that manager's record against the column. Hover a cell for points for/against — a gold dot means the pair has a dedicated rivalry write-up, click through to read it.
Pick a year, relive the glory or the shame — final standings and championship result for every season.
| # | Manager | Team | Record | PF | PA |
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