Twelve friends from Hopkins. Nine seasons of glory, heartbreak, and questionable team names. This is the official record book.
Every title game, every final score, every trophy since the league's first season. Scroll through the dynasty as it happened.
Every manager's career record across all nine seasons. Ranked by titles first by default — click any column to sort by what matters to you.
| # | Manager | Titles | Record | Win% | Avg Finish | Points For | Points Against |
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Nine years of scores, streaks, and league-wide scoring inflation, charted.
The single-season and single-game extremes that define nine years of Collusion.
Full round-by-round draft boards, who leans RB vs WR on draft day, and the steals & busts that defined nine drafts.
Nine drafts, nine cities (one of them Cancun, twice), and a running tradition of ridiculous draft-weekend competitions.
Every friend, every team-name era, every ring (or lack thereof).
patrick has named his team "Yoni Loves Abby" since the league began — a running joke at Yoni's expense. Yoni had other plans.
Back-to-back-to-back, patrick's Yoni Loves Abby ran into Yoni himself in the championship bracket — and the real Yoni won both finals they shared, 2018 and 2019, before patrick finally broke through for his own title in 2020 (fittingly, over Neal, not Yoni).
Pick a year to see the final standings and championship result.
| # | Manager | Team | Record | PF | PA |
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